When people try to correct you on things that you clearly know more about.
(via cjthepinoy)
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He who laughs last didn’t get it.
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The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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I cannot wait until 2012 for The Avengers film. Like, I CAN’T possible wait.
Seriously, I NEED IT NOW
(Source: bruiselikeapeach)
So I’m in my superhero class and I ask “So, has anyone seen the Avengers trailer?”
Several of my fellow students say at once in excited voices “Yes!” and I’m like:
Then one kid is like “I don’t think it’s going to be good.”
And I’m like:
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